Why does it always take a gay brit to nail the point home

George Michael 4tw

Wafflepoolooza Tonight!!!

That's right it's the first annual Wafflepoolooza. What is Wafflepoolooza you say? Basically it's just like Woodstock '99. Only instead of bands there will be waffles. Instead of waiting 45 minutes in line for a 12 oz. plastic cup full of MGD (or some other swill) there will be instantly available bottles of good dark beer. Instead of moshing in a wet muddy field to crappy bands no one will remember in 5 years there will be a DVD viewing of two the all-time great films (Ghostbusters and The Neverending Story) EVER! Instead of garbage fires there will be a cozy fire going in the fireplace. Instead of being covered in mud and being involved in a sex crime we will cover our waffles in homemade whip cream and deflower virgin strawberries. Instead of... well you get the idea.
There will be hijinks
There will be giggles
And best of all there will Waffle-themed christmas songs

!!!!VIVA LA WAFFLEPOOLOOZA!!!!